this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So much rum. So many feels.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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