We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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