I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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