It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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