My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
