i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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