My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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