we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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