Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Found your dick twin last night
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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