belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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