Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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