Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
