Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The ass gains better be worth it
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