he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
