his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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