I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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