Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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