I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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