I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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