it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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