that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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