The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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