then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
soo... how was my night?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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