can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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