If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
All the doctor said was why
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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