Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
