haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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