A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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