hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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