Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
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