Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
