he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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