do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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