im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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