its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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