I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We left the knife in your bed.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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