idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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