Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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