Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
