which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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