He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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