i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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