Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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