Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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