I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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