I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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