Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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