loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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