Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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