he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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