I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Is it because I queefed?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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