Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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